"Creamy peanut butter and crunchy peanut butter can't be a peanut butter and jelly," said Rep. John Cebrowski, R-Bedford.I think that means he opposed the bill. Nevertheless, the state House voted 186-179 yesterday to permit creamy and crunchy peanut butters to marry one another. Vermont is also close to legalizing these sticky, chewy unions, though Republican Governor Jim Douglas says he'll veto the legislation, apparently out of concern for the risk of salmonella.
Friday, March 27, 2009
NH Legalizing Same-Condiment Marriage
Or so state Rep. John Cebrowski has it: